Well, I guess this is hitting the aspie nail on the head.

from ::: The Amazing World of Colorgenics :::

You are the sort of person that needs a peaceful environment. You seek release from stress and freedom from conflicts and disagreements, of which you seem to have had more than your fair share. But you are taking pains to control the situation by proceeding cautiously and you are right in doing so as you are a very sensitive person. You are looking for excitement and stimulation and you are ready to try anything - but be careful not to take too many risks. You need a friend - a close friend - and you are willing to become emotionally involved with the right person, but you are very demanding and particular in your choice of partners. You are constantly looking for reassurance and it is perhaps because of this that you tend to be somewhat argumentative, but you try to hold back - careful to avoid open conflict - since this might reduce your prospects of realising your hopes of establishing a warm caring relationship. You are an emotional, sincere and impressionable individual experiencing frustration and unnecessary stress. You vehemently resist any form of pressure from outside sources, insisting on your independence as an individual. You want to be a decision maker - to make up your own mind without interference. You wish to be able to draw your own conclusions and arrive at your own decisions. You detest uniformity and mediocrity as you want to be regarded as one who gives authoritative opinions. Your favourite expression could well be that 'I may not always be right but I am never wrong'. You're a perfectionist and even though you may feel that the other person's point of view may be right, you find it extremely difficult to admit that you could be wrong. You would like to be respected and valued for yourself and this can only be achieved from within a close and harmonious relationship.

CIRCLE ONE: THE OUTSIDE

1. What's your name:

How Many of Me - Census Search Results

HowManyOfMe.com

There are 1 or fewer people with my name in the U.S.A. How many have your name?

11. When you go to bed you're wearing:

A really old t-shirt Scott can't make me throw away.  I'll take it off for fun time, but I refuse to throw it away.

12. Work out/exercise about how often:

Scott's wanting to get me to a gun range and have me start working out with the pistol.

CIRCLE TWO: MUSIC
1. Name five of your favorite bands:

It only takes one to hook you for life.  I still remember where I was when I first saw this video over 26 years ago.  It changed my whole life.  Seriously.

Wo, hold on, where's # 2???

Mika - Love Today

You really don't need 3.  I have hundreds.  It's enough that you know this much about me.

4. Name one song (give lyrics) that best describes your life right now:

If you want the lyrics, push play.  I don't think we need any other explanation for my aggressive tendency to plunge into new obsessions.  It's the aspie way.

You spin me right round - Pirates of the caribbean

5. Name one song (give lyrics) that best describes your life one year ago:

I don't think I've changed much in my core being.  You can listen to # 4 again if you like.

12. Favorite character on a reality show:

I'll take a Vulcan over 'reality' any day.

CIRCLE FOUR: WORD ASSOCIATION(Write the first word/thing/person that comes into your head when you read this word:)

1. coffee: coffee *limping off to make coffee*  Wow, that hypnotized me or something.
2. dog: way too many words came to mind all at once, most of them being things like worms, smell, hair, fleas, yappy, idiot, poop...  I have no more energy left to tolerate dogs, no matter how much love they could give me.  They vomit on carpets more than little kids.
3. slut: survey maker on a bad night.  Sorry, that's more than one word.
4. candy: ug.  Not in the mood. 
5. pole: crash
6. ocean: pirate
7. brave: abstract visual of a horizon with a flag
8. loving: blueberry bagel.  Sorry, my stomach jumped in.
9. cookie: no thanx
10. death: 3 dimensional construct
11. life: possibilities
12. child: way too many words came in all at once again. 

CIRCLE FIVE: WHICH WOULD YOU PREFER:
(bold the one you prefer)

1. Ten guilty men go free OR One innocent man goes to jail for life

I have no preference

2. Eaten by a lion OR Eaten by thousands of small insects

I'll assume that my death being inevitable, I don't think it would matter.

3. A life of contentment without love OR A life with love and heartache

I've already had both.  I've learned many things from both.

4. Skydiving from a plane OR Bungee jumping off a bridge

Preferably, I'm watching someone else do these things on my tv.

6. No television OR No music

I go all day without either one.  I could easily live in solitude because my head is such a busy place.

7. No more pizza, ever OR No more chocolate, ever

That day may be coming if the global economy collapses.

8. A trip to Europe OR a trip to Hawaii

Drugging me up and dragging me onto the plane will be a feat in itself.

9. An hour with your future soul mate OR An hour with a lost loved one

This is stupid.  An hour?  Like, is the future soul mate about to *become* a lost love one or something?

10. Hearing a friend laugh OR Hearing an enemy cry

How about switching those.  I really don't see the point in this preference thing.  My aspie self is wondering what is the motivation for asking me these things, and what the survey maker hopes to gain from them.  If life could be lived as preferences, we'd never really learn anything.

11. Sex without love OR Love without sex

I've had both.  To everything there is a season, and a time to every purpose under heaven.

12. Loving someone who doesn't love you OR being loved by someone you don't love

Both of these happen constantly.

CIRCLE SIX: THE LOVE LIFE

1. Are you currently in a relationship:

Here we go, the ~luv~ stuff.  If you are new to this blog, this is my guy.

2. Are you currently looking/interested in someone:

We finally found a video store that still has disk 1 from season 3 of 24 (for some reason they're missing from several video stores in a 30 mile radius).  I will be running a Jack Bauer marathon today.

3. Are you a virgin:

I never had stitches in my life for anything until yesterday.  Except now they are staples.  I was a staple virgin.

4. If yes, how long do you plan to be one:

Staples are a drag, try not to gash yourself open.  Hang on to your staple virginity!

5. How many times have you been "in love":

I'm never ~not~ in love.  I can't help it.  I'm in love with Scott, my chickens, rocks, the color blue, Jack Bauer, hot chocolate- life is full of people and things to love.

6. Looking back, how do you feel about that person(s) now:

That is a confusing question.  I assume you're assuming I will do a comparison of my feelings from then to now on actual people I've been 'in love' with, but it took me a minute to figure that out.  In my aspie head it looked like I was twisting through time like a mobius strip.  I look back to see how I feel *now*, which is impossible.  How about I look forward to see how I felt then?

7. Name three things (physically) you look for in someone:

I don't 'look for' stuff.  Some things catch my attention, though.  I've noticed I tend to go for the more compact feathering, petite build, with unusual markings or coloration, and a single comb.  All my chickens have single combs.  One of these days I'll experiment more.

8. Name three things (mentally/emotionally) you look for in someone: 

Action, angst, and the ability to take charge.  I don't watch chick flicks, for instance.  I like seeing people do big things against impossible odds.

9. Biggest turn offs include:

Bad teeth.  In anyone, anywhere.  If you don't care enough to take care of your own mouth, don't touch me.

10. Your ideal date would be:

Anything ideal always involves food.

11. You want to get married, where, when, how:

And then you want to *stay* married.  That is the real trick.  No one thought we'd make it 5 years, it's been 15 now. 

12. Does anyone have feelings for you right now that you don't return:

That happens on the internet.  It's all part of lurking.  I like lurkers, but I don't track them down and force them to say howdy.

CIRCLE SEVEN: THE FRIENDS
(of your friends, who would you say is:)

1. The one you immediately go to with a problem: 

survey makers get me through many terrible days and nights.  Survey makers understand that life sux and staples require distraction.

2. The most rational:

Me.  I am a good rational friend to have, if I can tolerate the interruption.

3. The funniest: 

The sploity days are the best.

4. The one you spend the most time on the phone with:

I've weaseled my way into Scott's plethora of constant family phone calls.

5. The craziest (but in a good way): 

Again, me.  I'm the crazy friend who gives everyone else a relieved sense of normalcy.

6. The most honest:

Scott couldn't lie to me if he tried.  And he's tried.  The second I can tell he's making something up I get this big grin (I can't help it), and he spills his guts.

7. The purest:

Let's see, who is pure friend.  I have diluted (deluded...) friends, I have plenty of fake friends, and even a couple of imitation friends.  Scott is pure friend.

8. The smartest: 

In a contest of wits, I think a team works better than individual brains.  I am smart with college testing, Scott is super savvy on how to actually *do* things.  We make a good team.

9. The most athletic: 

Scott, hands down.  My fave story, and I know I've mentioned this, is the time he leapt off a really high ladder, throwing clear a still running chain saw, as a limb he was sawing one handed over his head started to come down on top of him.  He hit the ground and rolled clear of both limb and chain saw and was fine.  Give this man a cape, I wouldn't be surprised if he could actually fly or something.

10. The most compassionate:

All my siblings instantly laugh their heads off no matter what I say or what happens to me.  After they get over the initial gut reaction to yet another wild splat in my life, they actually care a great deal and make sure I'm taken care of and ok.

11. The one most likely to get thrown in jail and why:

I think, given a crowd of people, all fingers would point immediately to me, even though I've never committed a real crime in my life.  It's not that deep down they know I'm capable, it's more like it's just my luck.  And *I* know I'm capable.  It would probably be hard to prove self defense if I did a really good job of it.

12. The last one that said they loved you:

My sploit.